We know what you’re thinking. How the heck is a mermaid supposed to stand-up paddle? Unless the sea witch Ursula feels generous (she always wants something in return), it’s pointless for a mermaid to shop online for a SUP. But of course, we’re just joking here. They certainly don’t have good WiFi under the sea.
Instead, this feature is for the land-walkers across Canada and the USA who are mermaids at heart. And there are lots of them out there - yourself included. You are on the hunt for a stand up paddle board that touches your saltwater soul and encourages you to get out there to paddle more. Sea Gods are here to grant your wish! And no, we don’t need you to trade your voice in return. We accept PayPal, ApplePay, and more.
So which is the must-have mermaid paddle board for 2023 and beyond? Let’s find out!
Why the Elemental Wave CX Inflatable SUP is the Best Stand Up Paddleboard for Mermaids at-Heart
It’s a Mermaid, Disguised as a SUP
For a paddle board to fit the quiver of mermaid enthusiasts, it must first look at the part. You’ll be hard-pressed to find a better visual representation of this than with the 2023 Elemental Wave CX inflatable stand-up paddle board.
We have a sneaking suspicion that artist, Heather Renaux (who painted the design for Elemental Wave CX), may have made a deal with the gods of the sea to live among us on land. Her surrealist reimagining of mermaidens and other sea creatures is so in-tune that only someone with intimate knowledge of life under the ocean could create something like this. You’ll want to hang this work-of-art on the wall when not in use.
It Glides Through the Water Like a Mermaid
Can you imagine what it’s like to swim in the deep blue with the voracity of a mermaid? While Sea Gods can’t quite make that magic happen, we can offer a comparable experience above the surface with the Elemental Wave CX. With dimensions of 10’6” x 32” x 6”, it is heralded as the best all-around paddle board. This ISUP has unmatched maneuverability and is also highly rated for tracking, stability, and speed, making it ideal for both flat water and surf. It is supernaturally light and whimsical yet steadfast and robust - just like the mermaidens who rule the sea.
Mermaid 4 Life
Your passion for mermaid culture is not a fleeting one. Sea Gods knows this. This is why we ensure that anyone who buys the Elemental Wave CX will never want (or need) for more.
For one, this inflatable paddle board comes with everything you require, including a premium carbon-fiber paddle, leash, click-in fin system, pump, maintenance kit, and wheeled backpack to carry it all within when you’re back amongst the land-people. Moreover, the Elemental Wave CX is built to last a lifetime. This is due to a combination of design features, including (but not exclusive to) super-reinforced cross-weave drop-stitch fabric, heat-sealed rails for double-reinforced military PVC, a diamond pattern high-traction EVA pad with 5mm thickness and 50A rigidity, and more. View all specs. Lastly, we accommodate your Mermaid-4-Life mantra by offering a Lifetime Warranty on your Elemental Wave CX.
As we said, you don’t need to come to anyone else but Sea Gods to fulfill your desire for a mermaid paddle board.
*Disclaimer for actual mermaids: As per the NY Times, you have an average lifespan of 300 years. While your Elemental Wave CX may last accordingly, we must clarify that the Sea Gods’ lifetime warranty applies strictly to humans.